Can't Find My Damn Camera

I bought a really nice Nikon digital SLR camera with a ton of bells and whistles.

I had the idea that I might try to take a few photos that could be candidates for a my book covers.

I even have a full set of studio lights including the silver umbrellas and remote flashes, and gel lighting and backdrops.

But I can't find the damn camera! Oh the humanity! Photography was to be my excuse to get out of the house and away from the computer.

--Maybe in the lab...